It sounds stupid at times being online late at nights and struggling with a silly laptop and few black colored keys, But it was a night which made me realize my abilities of being a designer, A stupid designer.
Well i came up with this list of signs that will describe that you could also be a stupid hardcore designer. A lot of these signs can overlap other professions too. From my experience, the following list contains mostly truths, mixed in with a little humor.
- You get pissed when a free photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.
- You’d rather study the grunge pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.
- You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.
- You’ve had “Software Nightmares,” when you’ve been working way too much.
- You consider meals interruptions.
- You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.
- You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.
- You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
- You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
- You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.
- When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.
- When you look at Album art all you see are grunge photoshop brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)
- You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.
- You’ve actually paid for a font or an image.
- You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)
- The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels.
- You’ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn’t part of the deal.
- You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.
- You’ve nicknamed your clients and design faculties. (and not affectionately)
- You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.
- You’ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.
- You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
- You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.
- If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.
You Will be Rocking in this career if you think --
- If you think a JPEG is a large party vodka shot.
- If you think websites are where lots of spiders hang out.
- If you think Photoshop is a new form of vocational training.
- If you think a complimentary color scheme is plaids and stripes.
- If you think Clipart is something you cut out of the Sunday funnies.
- If you think toner is rubbed on before going outside.
- If you think software is your under garments after washing with fabric softener.
- If you think typography is related to the hill behind your house.
- If you think InDesign is a new wave rock band.
- If you think a light bulb moment is when you open the refrigerator door.
- If you think advertising is a new way to pick up chicks.
- If you think TV Guide qualifies as a reference manual.
- If you think copyright is a term from your Hooked on Phonics lessons.
- If surfing the web includes the use of soap.
- If you think Gestalt is a blessing in German for sneezing, you might be a design redneck.
- If you think AA stands for something besides an Associates degree.
As graphic designers, sometimes we take ourselves a little too seriously. Take a moment, lighten up, and smile. You will find the world is a much nicer place when you take time to laugh at yourself once in a while.
Gud nite Folks !!





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